Update: Check out this article about the hassles of trying to find an old style transistor radio.
I’m not ashamed to admit it—I still use a transistor radio. It’s about the size of a cellphone, and it offers a few more features than the pocket version I had on the farm in the 60s. But it’s not much different from the device that provided news, weather, sports, and tinny pop songs in the Dick Clark era.
I
blame two things for my addiction—the Farm and Dad. Along with the prayer
before the meal, the noon farm report was sacred ground for Dad. He could hold
a decent conversation and keep us boys from flicking peas at each other while
simultaneously listening to farm interviews on a scuffed up transistor held
together with a strip of duct tape.
In
later years, Dad’s stab at an exercise routine included brisk walks around the
farm—but it was really an excuse to listen to ag reports. He may be the only
exercise walker who ever wore 5-buckle boots and had a transistor propped to
his ear. He claims his habit began as a kid when his family huddled around a
big radio console to hear Dick Tracy dramas, Louis-Schmeling championship
fights, and the Iowa Barn Dance Frolic.
I
inherited the affliction early. My gateway experiences were innocent enough—I’d
take a transistor to bed on Christmas Eve to hear festive carols. Soon enough,
the Beatles invaded and disc jockeys become “cool,” so we had to keep up with
the trends. On Saturday mornings we’d prop a radio on a dusty beam in the hog
house so we could pitch manure to the beat of Sam Cooke’s “Chain Gang.” We might have a static-filled transistor in
our pockets while we walked bean fields or sat on a tractor cultivating corn.
By
age 15 I was still snuggling up at night with a transistor, but now I was
catching the 10:00 p.m. top-three countdown from WLS in Chicago. Nothing like
falling asleep to the Stones singing “19th Nervous Breakdown.”
Without internet or cable TV, radio was a pipeline to the outside world, and
with the 50,000 watt AM stations of old, we could pick up “exotic” locations
like Little Rock, Arkansas. A late night
show called Beaker Street featured spacy sound effects, a spacier DJ named
Clyde Clifford, and music ranging from early Hendrix to Guthrie’s “Alice’s
Restaurant.”
Radio
was our ESPN in those days, and even though college basketball and football
were popular, baseball was king. During October, school boys rigged up hidden
transistors and ear cords to catch a few innings of World Series play during
riveting English class lessons about diagramming sentences.
But
transistors are fading into the analog sunset. Many young people have no idea
what one is—and why should they? Smartphones and other devices give them
YouTube, XM, Pandora, and other online options. If today’s big box electrical
stores have any radios at all, they’re usually on an endangered species shelf
in the back, behind the last 3-pack of VHS tapes.
I
too enjoy digital sounds, but I haven’t completely kicked the transistor habit.
Mine is small enough to carry while jogging or shove in a pocket during yard
work sessions. To true addicts, transistors are almost spiritual. Dad and I
agree—we’d like a transistor sent along with us when we move into the next
life. Dad wants it to keep up with the grain markets and hog prices. I just want
one handy for the next few hundred years of World Series games in case the Cubs
finally win one. That might be enough to
bring anyone back from the dead.
by dan gogerty (top pic from pbs.twimg.com, radio photo from tumblr.com)
by dan gogerty (top pic from pbs.twimg.com, radio photo from tumblr.com)