Update August 2013-- The Farmers' Almanac is using words like "piercing cold," "bitterly cold" and "biting cold" to describe the upcoming winter. And if its predictions are right, the first outdoor Super Bowl in years will be a messy "Storm Bowl."
The Farmers' Almanac, Weather, and Snoring Cats
If you’re like many of us, you sit through
the ten o’clock evening news, waiting for the weather forecast, and by the
time the sports segment comes on, you realize you spaced right through the 3-D
maps, Doppler radar, and the meteorologist in a suit who hypnotized you with
terms like “la nina,” “inverted pressure system,” and “report from our school
cam in Lone Tree.”
I call to my wife, “Hey, I’m hoping to get in the garden tomorrow. Did you catch the forecast?”
The Sudoku puzzle in her lap and pen in her hand have been decoys. She’s asleep.
I’d check my smart phone if I had one, and I’m not in the mood to fire
up the internet, so I grab the faithful tome on the end table next to the
couch. The Farmers’ Almanac should be
able to help me out, I reckon. Folks
throughout the country have relied on the Almanac for more than 200 years to
give them sound advice.
Their headline predictions for the coming
winter seem a bit broad for my needs, so I look
for other clues. Hmmm. Here’s one: “If your cat is snoring, expect foul
weather.” We have no house cat and my
wife is not even purring in her sleep, so I’m not sure that helps much. I look down the list. “A fog in August
indicates a severe winter and plenty of snow.”
It was too dry for much fog this past summer. I need something more tangible.
This next adage might help. “Trembling of
aspen leaves in calm weather indicates an approaching storm.” If only we had some aspen trees. We have an
old oak tree in the front yard, and as I read on, I see something more
promising, “If the oak is out before the ash, then we are in for a splash; but
if the ash is out before the oak, we are in for a soak.”
I can’t remember what I had for supper let
alone which trees leafed out earliest, but I like rhymes, so I continue with
this set of weather predictors:
- Sounds traveling far and wide, a rainy day will betide.
- If it thunders on All Fool’s Day, it brings good crops of corn and hay.
- A cow with its tail to the west, makes weather the best; a cow with its tail to the east, makes weather the least.
Finally, something specific. Now I just need
to walk down the lane to the pasture and see which way the cows are lying. But by the time I tie my laces, my wife is
wide awake and asking me where I’m going in my boots and Homer Simpson footy pajamas. “Cows’ tails, huh. Hand me that
Almanac,” she says. “I’ve heard that when readers are asked how well these old
sayings do in predicting the weather, they get an 80% positive response. But
when the scientists study the facts, it’s about a 50% rate. You need to know
the weather for tomorrow? I’ll get you a coin to flip. Or wait. We’ve got
cable. Let’s turn on the Weather Channel.”
She eventually hands the Almanac back to me,
and it’s open to a page of quotes. The first one says, “There are forty kinds
of lunacy, but only one kind of common sense." by dan gogerty (photo from cutastic.com)
LINKS:
- Peter Geiger, editor of the Farmers’ Almanac, explains the famous publication and this winter’s weather predictions.
- The Weather Wizard—the man behind the Almanac's secret curtain—makes the forecasts for the Farmers’ Almanac. This article pulls back the curtain.
- As this link explains, for centuries, there have been stories about how animals help make predictions.
- And this “farmer’s wife blog” gives a list of predictions regarding farming and weather watching.
Very cute post. I especially liked the snoring cat remark as an indicator of foul weather being a foot. :-), Susan Cooper from LinkedIn BHB
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